How many UC students does it take to change a light bulb?

UCLA: Two. 1 to change the bulb, and another to call their friends at USC and tell them how they changed it just as well and for much cheaper.

CAL: Three. 1 to change the bulb and two to debate about the metaphysical state of the bulb and how its invention has impacted human development.

UCSD: Five. 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to start smoking weed until the room spins.

UCI: Eleven. 1 to change the bulb and ten to sit around watching because honestly, what else is there to do at Irvine past 10pm??

UCR: Three. 1 to steal the bulb, another to drive the getaway car, and the last to call all his friends to throw the celebration party on a Tuesday night.

UCSB: Seven. 1 to screw the bulb and 6 to screw each other.

UC Davis: Zero. There is no electricity in Davis.

UC Merced: Two. One to hold the bulb while the other calls his friend asking for help in figuring out this "new college thing."

UCSC: None. Living in the forest, they see at night by torches and moonlight - damn hippies

Things My Boyfriend Says are quotes from the site creator's boyfriend that are witty and hysterical. It makes me want to record some of the things both Rob and I say to each other that we find hilarious.

You think your relationship sucks? Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About is about a guy who records everything he and his girlfriend argue about. It's quite an extensive list and he doesn't leave out any details either. After reading through it, it makes my past, most conflict-ridden relationship sound like a cake walk.